This is a fun batch file to run and troll everyone!
I am not responsible to anyone's reactions to the running of this batch code
If you don't know how to... just wtf.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXboV9rP_cwz581uRgfTaf23B1myo9CuZO98sCPHVVk/edit?usp=sharing
You're welcome!